i love physics

I heard a podcast this week that blew my mind. With a finite number of types of things - quarks, protons, whatever - in an infinite universe, eventually the universe will have to repeat combinations of these types of things. And it will have to do so an infinite amount of times.

This is how physics and mathematics professor Brian Greene puts it on Radiolab. Imagine Imelda Marcos has thousands of floral print blouses, thousands of pairs of shoes, thousands of linen jackets, etc. Huge numbers, but finite numbers. She won’t go buy more items of clothing, and she never wants to wear the same outfit twice. Given an infinite number of days of her going to her closet to pick out an outfit, she will eventually have to repeat. And eventually she will have to repeat every outfit an infinite amount of times.

According to Brian Greene, what this means is that in our infinite universe - and the current thinking is that it is infinite - there are an infinite amount of mes out there typing exactly what I’m typing. And moreover there are an infinite amount of mes out there that are typing exactly what I’m typing, but with socks on. And moreover there are an infinite amount of mes out there that are wearing socks, but typing something brilliant. And moreover there are an infinite amount of mes out there that are wearing socks, typing something brilliant, and living in a palatial estate with a strapping cabana boy.

You go, me.