I checked out my keyword search terms for the first time in a long time. I was hoping to eke out another “i’m peeking at you” update. No doing. The same top search terms keep coming up.
Time and again, “balding suicide” comes up. The thought that a suicidal person comes to this site in a misguided search for solace frightens me. It’s alarming. I feel like I need to build a special page for these people with links to suicide hot lines or pages of hot baldies.
Then I thought, “I’m overdue to put up an FAQ page.” The balding suicide issue could be one of the FAQs.
So, I have to ask you, dear reader. What are your FAQs? Obviously I’ll make some up, but I’d like to get some suggestions. And please don’t get offended if I don’t use yours. It just means it wasn’t good enough, and by extension, you’re not good enough.
Oh. And thank you, Magnus. A million times, thank you. You are the wind beneath my wings force behind my flatulence. I get most of my traffic from your site. If you were here, I’d kiss you on a part of your body that would make both of us uncomfortable.
MagnusFromBerlin | 05-Jun-08 at 4:02 pm | Permalink
me? I’d be happy to continue being the decomposing food to produce your intestinal gasses, if I only knew what I did and how.
Anyway my top 5 Qs.
1. If you would be riding a pale horse into an apocalyptic sunset. What would be it’s name?
2. Rate your “angry” and “bald” levels on a scale for 1 to 10, please. A graph would be extra credit.
3. Do architects build inside jokes and easter eggs into hidden parts of a building.
4. Who the following had the best dress sense: Bernhard Grzimek, John Noakes or Frankie Yankovic?
5. Is Texas really the reason that the president is dead?
MagnusFromBerlin | 05-Jun-08 at 4:29 pm | Permalink
five more:
6. If White noise is a random signal with a flat power spectral density. Then what is Black Noise?
7. What is the “real” reason the aliens at the end of the movie “Abyss” do not destroy the world.
8. If Chaka Chan is every woman, does that mean the american population demografics have been altered to hide that fact?
9 What was really sticking out of Adams head in that famous Cinecast A/V episode, and why has it forever thwarted a chance of a video-podcast return?
10. Is Sex really more important than the internet, as people say?
MagnusFromBerlin | 06-Jun-08 at 4:20 am | Permalink
11. Is “rocking the midfield” really the next level? And if so of what?
12. What color crayons would you suggest using for isosceles triangles?
13. If UPS successful synchronises the world, was would be a good survival strategy?
14. Will life after death be as boring as “Second Life”. Is “Second Life” just a modern version of hell?
15. Have you ever firmly established what a “diaper irony” actually is?
MagnusFromBerlin | 06-Jun-08 at 5:47 am | Permalink
16. I want to become a balding angrily reader, which academic career would benefit this.
17. I built a woman from egg white and sand. Sadly, there are issues when she uses the keyboard. Is there an alternative way for her to post comments.
18. Is “balding angrily” compatible to Jürgen Habermas’ concept of the public sphere. If not, is there a simple way to automatically convert your site to those standard?
19. I am trapped in the belly of a horrible machine that is bleeding to death. How can “balding angrily” help me?
20. If “balding angrily” would be chained to a Eames Lounge Chair, what would be the social significance?