unbeatable protection

Today is my first day of unemployment, and I swear - I SWEAR - I will not let this feeling of bliss and contentment lull me into unending weeks of drinking coffee and watching movies. I WILL find purpose. I WILL!!! This is the beginning of a WHOLE NEW ME!!! I am free. I am not subject to the almighty paycheck, the almighty health insurance policy. My bonds are broken! The shackles are loosed!

I’m going to watch Speed Racer and get a Starbucks.