Saturday night Jerry and I had ice cream shakes because of this review. My favorite part:
Grilled Jalapeño Relish: Hey, Pickle Relish!
Pickle Relish: Yeah?
Grilled Jalapeño Relish: Fuck you.
Verdict: Great shakes. Jerry had a cake batter shake and I had a brownie/dulce de leche shake. His was better.
Hot Dog Server: Made with real cake batter.
Jerry: Mmmm. Wait. It doesn’t have raw eggs in it right?
Hot Dog Server: No raw eggs.
Jerry: (Laughing though no one else is): Good! Hate to get the salmonella!
Hot Dog Server:…
Me: Your transformation into your dad is almost complete. When you start wearing the belt line of your Wranglers around the midpoint of your butt cheeks, you’ll have crossed over.
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