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With thanks to Michelle

Five Jobs I’ve Had in My Life:

1. Lifter and seller of heavy-ass swap meet mirrors
2. Dog & cat washer
3. Sam Goody salesman
4. Pizza deliveryman
5. J. Crew salesman

Five Places I’ve Lived:

1. Hurst, TX
2. Huntington Beach, CA
3. College Station, TX
4. Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy
5. Dallas, TX

Five TV Shows I Like to Watch:

1. The Office
2. 30 Rock
3. Top Chef
4. Project Runway
5. Pushing Daisies

Five Places I’ve Been on Vacation:

1. South Padre Island, TX (Worst. Vacation. Ever.)
2. Steamboat Springs, CO
3. Bellagio, Italy
4. Vancouver, British Columbia
5. Chicago, IL

Five of My Favorite Foods:

1. Tiramisù
2. Gnocchi with tomato-vodka sauce
3. Pork ribs with a hot pepper dry rub
4. Bacon avocado blue cheese burger
5. Chubby Hubby

Five Places I Would Rather Be Right Now:

1. Greece
2. Italy
3. Portland
4. The mountains
5. Napping on the couch with my cats

Five Places I Like to Shop:

1. Nordstrom
2. Lucky Brand Jeans
3. Apple Store
4. Best Buy
5. Williams-Sonoma (No, I don’t like to cook, but I love cooking gadgets.)

So, now it’s your turn Crump, unless you already done this and I missed it.