balding angrily

What’s missing here?

Slobber-worthy, blonde stud. Check.

Queen anthem. Check.

Mongo. Check.

Ming. Che- Waitaminute. There it is. Can you tell what’s missing from this picture? Could it perhaps be an…

Elizabethan Collar?*

People, people, people. Ming has a collar that scares people. It is so tall and sharp that if he’s not careful putting on his coat, he could cut off his head. Or at least give himself a good neck shave.

Why do you think he’s bald? He kept shaving off the back of his head. Instead of having to tell his henchmen why the back of his head was always bare, he shaved the whole head.

^{*It amuses me to think that Ming has to wear that collar so that he won’t chew out the stitches from his recent castration.}

Junk mail filter is on! Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of…a cheetah! Form of…a bucket of water!

Poor Zan, always having to turn into a bucket of water with an Abyss-like head extension popping out of it while his curvy sister gets to turn into a Discovery Channel-ready noble animal. I always felt sad for Zan.

Pre-adolescent worries aside, I just turned on the junk mail filter for alex@baldingangrily. Dreamhost assures me that it’s an aggressive spam filter, so you may get your email caught. If you do, please alert me. Most of you know another email address you can get me at.