balding angrily

Well. Getting there. Since I started my program of eating healthy and getting to the gym semi-regularly, I’ve dropped ten pounds. Start lining up to get those nude pictures I promised you. The biggest change I made is dropping out eating 2 cookies a day on average. I’m a cheap drunk now. This week I had one glass of wine and got a little tipsy.

As Jerry were walking to our cars today, I thought about how sad it is that we Americans pay money to go to a gym and have to work to get slimmer; we have to actually work at not eating as much because food is so plentiful. In other parts of the world their struggle is to eat enough. It’s a pretty fucked up situation.

Then as I was working out my chest I was looking with glee at my shoulders that were visible under my sweaty t shirt. I was thinking, “Look at those shoulders. I am so totally hot for myself right now.” Afterwards, taking off my shirt in preparation for the shower, my healthy back fat said, “Um. Not so much. Give it another month or two. ‘Cuz I’m not checking out of here until it’s absolutely necessary.”