Where’s Brandon Routh? What good is a giant crystal without a half-naked, 6′-4″, dark-haired, blued-eyed hunk of manflesh standing in front of it? If National Geographic really wanted this article to be seen, they would’ve at least hired a tight-shirted Tom Welling showing nipplage to point authoritatively in a direction that would best accentuate his triceps. (via Slumbering Lungfish)
Junior | 10-Jun-07 at 1:41 pm | Permalink
Damn National Geographic. They have no taste.
MagnusFromBerlin | 13-Jun-07 at 3:32 am | Permalink
We should destroy this cave before Lex Luthor finds it…
alex | 14-Jun-07 at 6:36 pm | Permalink
I would pay money to have my picture taken in that cave.
MagnusFromBerlin | 15-Jun-07 at 9:15 am | Permalink
as James Ballard already predicted in “The Crystal World”: If the apocalypse come in the form of crystals, everybody will just be stunned by it’s beauty…