what’s the frequency, kenneth?

I’ve been asking myself, “What does Balding Angrily want to be?” In response I hear, “Write about what interests you. Find your niche on the web.”

In the interest of “finding my niche” and “writing about what interests me,” here is a list of things I really love: (Cue bullets!)

  • I really like getting pleasured in the places where my bathing suit covers. There are plenty of sites out there that take care of that. Next.
  • I really like surfing the web. Again. I think Google has that covered, but I will continue to bring you links that I don’t think you’ve seen before that make me smile.
  • I really like looking at male hotness. Because I don’t want my mom to be TOO ashamed of this website, I won’t be putting up pictures of male hotness on this site.
  • I love movies. Should I lift my ban on talking about movies? I just know that I really don’t like reading other layman’s movie reviews, so what would make mine any different? I don’t know. I’ll think about this one.
  • I love hanging out with friends, boozing it up and carousing. Hopefully, this material will never dry up, so you can look forward to many more updates there.
  • I love my past. Again, hopefully this material won’t dry up.
  • I love reading really good writing. I love being amazed by how someone can craft a sentence. This love conflicts with love #2 above because by the time I’m done surfing, the thought of reading any more makes my eye-bulbs hurt.
  • I love music. I just don’t think I have the tools to talk about music intelligently. Maybe I’m wrong. Audience?
  • I love being a nuisance to Jerry. I’m not sure how that would translate to the web. Maybe a picture every time I jump on top of him while he’s trying to sleep? An update when I throw a kitty on him? A detailed description of how I poke his face while we’re driving? Help me out here, kiddos.
  • I love 30 Rock and The Office. Another fan-site? Blech.
  • I think I love writing. A blog about writing? That seems kind of mobius strip-ish.

So, basically, I love talking about myself. I knew that already. Thanks for the obvious, bullets.

What’s your take, peeps? What do you think are my strengths after the six months that this site has been up?