hi. my name is alex. i have no shame.

At the urging of a very helpful authoress, I am posting this for your enjoyment. This is sixth grade me wearing a fashionable CIMI t-shirt. CIMI stands for Catalina Island Marine Institute. It was kind of a summer camp, but during school. We learned about sea cucumbers and starfishes-es and barnacles and how to light a fire with sticks and bison and that you can always tell a mint plant because its stalks are square in section.

What’s interesting to note about this picture is that the year before, my hair was straight as a board. It’s like I hit pre-puberty, and my hair went ape-shit. Then, as I was going through my twenties, the hairs that were tired of being drunk-crazy-fucked-up-party-girls started falling out one-by-one. I distinctly remember in my senior year in high school a friend saying to me, “Your forehead is really big.” So it must’ve started then.