Comments on: anyone who thinks i’m being ironic when i say i liked romy & michelle’s high school reunion

By: crumpet

crumpet — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:44:33 +0000

So you can happily wish death on all these people, but you can’t be happy for the little ant that killed the wasp?

By: alex

alex — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:47:18 +0000

I kinda get off on crushing ants, so yeah.

By: Junior

Junior — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:23:14 +0000

“Anyone that was involved with that commercial where the pizza lovers have over-sized eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. That over-sized eyeball shit freaks me out. I seriously have to turn my head to the side when that commercial comes on.”

Ditto. That thing scares me. And it’s annoying.

By: MagnusFromBerlin

MagnusFromBerlin — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:43:50 +0000

* the advocates of ironic consumerism.
* everyone who goes on about how Yoko Ono destroyed the Beatles
* people who think acting dumber than you are is in fact clever
* those who actively use their glasses in gestures while presenting their arguments
* them people that write lists of people that should be killed on the internet

By: alex

alex — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:55:07 +0000

I wish I knew what ironic consumerism is.

By: MagnusFromBerlin

MagnusFromBerlin — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:37:34 +0000

That wish can be granted:
ironic consumerism is when, let’s say for example you’re pushing forty, getting a belly and are becoming bald and… … … now where was I… oh yes, you then buy a fancy imported sports-car, but (and here comes the important thing) not to pick up women, but to make fun of people who think you bought it to pick up women… so basically it’s buying status symbols to make fun of people who might think you bought them as status symbols… clever, eh

By: alex

alex — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:41:57 +0000

Thank you. As long as it’s the ironic part that you object to. What about rampant, very sincere consumerism? Like what if the bald, tubby guy buys the Mercedes as an honest-to-god status symbol? I hope you don’t object to that.

By: MagnusFromBerlin

MagnusFromBerlin — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:14:41 +0000

I don’t object to the buying of status symbols at all, if that’s your thing go right for it… what i object to is coming up with overly clever constructed bull shit later on to justify it… If you want my respect, buy a golden Mercedes and engrave “Daddy Cool” in fake jewellery in the back… I might laugh at you, but in a nice encouraging way…

By: alex

alex — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:25:36 +0000

Someone needs to get on Photoshopping that.

By: Lynch

Lynch — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:25:44 +0000

By: alex

alex — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:44:42 +0000

There’s a kind of synergy going on here that I’m really digging. Now, Magnus if you would start a website, we could all be linking each other from here to the ends of the earth.

By: crumpet

crumpet — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:01:34 +0000

I’m still envisioning the Merc with DADDY COOL Bedazzled really big down the sides or on the front.

By: MagnusFromBerlin

MagnusFromBerlin — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:43:00 +0000

nice job lynch, but crumpet is right: Daddy Cool the Crazy Fool must be Bedazzling…
Oh, and Alex I forgot to mention, also death to all those who use the word “synergy”…

while we’re on the subject (and so this post has at least some use) do you people know the Bedazzled Blog at http://bedazzled.blogs.com, always a good place to get Scopitones and other old and strange videos…

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