I just read the best movie review for 300. No-no. I just read the best movie review, ever. Here. I’ll tease you:
I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER.
{ 2007 03 02 }
not gracefully
{ 2007 03 02 }
I just read the best movie review for 300. No-no. I just read the best movie review, ever. Here. I’ll tease you:
I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER.
Junior | 02-Mar-07 at 11:56 pm | Permalink
My eyes get “excited” at the trailer, so who knows how many tissues and such I will have to bring to the theater?
Is that dirty enough for you?
crumpet | 03-Mar-07 at 2:16 am | Permalink
I really, really hope David Wenham has the dude-ity going on, considering the fact he’s one of my biggest man-crushes of all time…
Lynch | 03-Mar-07 at 2:50 pm | Permalink
That is a kickin’ review. That last line seals the deal…
“My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.”
A werewolf? Hahahahaha.
alex | 05-Mar-07 at 2:00 pm | Permalink
I’m tellin’ ya. This review pretty much made me make a 180 on my opinion of this movie. Now I really want to see it. Of course it has nothing to do with the Dudity.
fuel to the fire at Balding Angrily | 20-Mar-07 at 9:53 pm | Permalink
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