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The Anna Nicole Show (E! Entertainment) A continuation of the successful reality show during her living years, the new season will focus on Anna Nicole, her many possible baby-daddies, and her dead son. Producers will keep Anna Nicole’s body from being buried, and they will dig up her son, propping their bodies up in lawn chairs, putting colorful scarves on them, posing them in positions to suggest that they are drinking Mai Tais, having them wave at passing cars through a complicated series of pulleys and ropes, and write letters to troops serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. Throughout the series, producers will talk directly to the camera and tell viewers what they think Anna Nicole and her son would be talking about if they were really alive.

Oh wait. I’m sorry. Looks like I’m too late. Looks like every single available news outlet in the entire western hemisphere already did this.